Jeff MondayJun 24, 20164 minWord Count“Ooh, he’s cute!” I shrugged. “Yeah. But he’s a five.” “A five? Really?” “Yeah.” “Wow. That’s too bad.” “Right?” “What do you think they...
Jeff MondayMar 13, 20166 minThe Vampire Trout's Final PerformanceThe vampire trout’s voice was surprisingly good. Such was the initial thought of the Sacred Judge as he stood among his stacks of books,...